Team Fortress 2 fantasy casting

[mesmiranda]

Scout:



Alex Pettyfer on the left has the added benefit of actually being nineteen until April, which means I can post that picture and not feel like a perv. (Mostly). Scout-as-a-girl was really hard to cast in my head, but I think Alexandra Daddario (on the right) works--look at her in the trailer for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, she kicks major amounts of ass.


Soldier:



Neal McDonough and Lena Headey, respectively--both people who look like they can handle a rocket launcher before breakfast.


Pyro:



I think if I attempted to cast Pyro he (she?) would come to my house and set me on fire.


Demoman:



Don Cheadle (the new Jim Rhodes/War Machine in Iron Man) can pull off the right combination of wacky and deadly, and Naomie Harris can do crazy and dangerous at the same time--she's Tia Dalma, from Pirates of the Caribbean.


Heavy:



The guy is Konstantin Khabensky, from the Nochnoy dozor/Dnevnoy dozor [Night Watch/Day Watch] films by Timur Bekmambetov; the girl is Brooke Elliott, from CBC's Drop Dead Diva, and she's awesome.


Engineer:



Aaron Eckhart has been one of my crushes from The Dark Knight (uh, pre-Two Face), and he can do the whole drawly-Texan-twang while racking up the body count thing. Miranda Otto would look the part in a hard-hat and overalls, and also be able to take you out with a wrench (Eowyn, anyone?).


Medic:



Thomas Kretschmann, who is actually German and played a Nazi in The Pianist, and Kate Winslet, who is not actually German but played one very, very well in The Reader.


Sniper:



Rib Hillis is mostly famous for being a soap star and cameos in CSI and Two and a Half Men, but give him the right haircut and hand him a pair of aviators and he could make it work. Naomi Watts could pull off the hat and glasses, too.


Spy:



Both Mathieu Amalric and Eva Green are French (bad guy in Quantum of Solace and Bond girl in Casino Royale, respectively), and I dare you not to look at this picture and think of this.